hello, i’m cosmo/colynir! i’m a gay guy who uses he/him and it/its pronounsi’m autistic and and struggle with didplease use tone indicators to help me figure out if you are joking, serious, or sarcastic! it gets hard for me to tellmy typing quirk is pretty easy to solve,, two commas equal a period, ,,,,,, is trailing off
i also cut myself off in text a lot with - to text how i would speak in person
DEMONS EXIST
DNI
if you infantilize trans men or autistic people,, don’t call me your “little uwu smol bean trans boy” or treat me like a child
if your only goal is to reality check/ground me/“make me better”
if you’re a fujoshi (a woman who fetishizes mlm relationships)
if you often talk about shipping any sort of characters (pushing non-canonical romance onto things usually makes me uncomfortable and upset)
if you view age regression or littles as bdsm or a kink
if you’re a “kill all men but trans men”, “you’re attracted to men? gross”, “i hate being attracted to men”, or generally male hating person
someone who’s prone to criticizing/judging others harshly in a non joking or unironic manner
those who generally act superior or high and mighty (we WILL clash)
dsmp fans /hj
people who only want to talk to one alter,,, sorry, we’re all basically one person
proshippers, anti-anti, maps, zoophiles (stop trying to put your dick in shit that’s illegal, dude)
shiwou haters (most of y’all are just fucking stupid and i don’t wanna bring my own iq cause of y’all)
WARNINGS
im usually nervous around ladies because i have a lot of trauma surrounding em, so if you’re a lady, it’ll be harder for me to get used to you
i use slurs that i can reclaim VERY often,, if you’re uncomfortable with this, please tell me
if i’m close enough to you, i will bully you, but i promise it’s a love language,,, please tell me if i go too far
i am a very sexual person! i tend to talk about or bring up sex a lot,, between hypersexuality and special interest, it’s hard to not
i do not like sharing any screenshots of personal information,, i have major delusions surrounding the fact that it’ll get uncensored and everything gets fucked up or spread,, idk why it matters, but that’s how the delusional brain works smh
TRIGGERS
🛑 - immediate triggers
⚠️ - will need a warning in case of sensitivity
loud noises ⚠️
assertive female figures 🛑
yelling 🛑
bright places/things ⚠️
positive talk about mothers ⚠️
real blood/wounds ⚠️
tales of bipolar parents ⚠️
mentions of animal death ⚠️
thank you by dido 🛑
sail by awolnation 🛑
duran duran, depeche mode, boy george, enigma, and dido (all bands that generally illicit a bad reaction from me because of my mom) 🛑
acting manipulative or guilt trippy in any way (if i call you out, please take responsibility, even if you “didn’t mean to”) 🛑
things being thrown at me 🛑
metal screeching sounds ⚠️
chalk 🛑
hitting, especially my face ⚠️
the last unicorn movie ⚠️
mentions of rape ⚠️
INTERESTS AND FIXATIONS
devilman
end roll
hylics
inscryption
plants - especially flowers and mushrooms
bugs - specifically moths and roaches
the walten files
demonology
little devils (manga)
funnypets and popee the performer
splatoon
monster girls
boy’s love
heartless (manga)
ogekom
cookie run lore
tabletop rpgs
collecting - tokidoki figurines, amiibos, and manga
sex and the study of it
candy and baking
MY LOVELY PARTNER
name: joey!
pronouns: genderfluid, but mostly uses they/them
mbti: enfp
zodiac: capricorn
species: elf
KINLIST
urahara: bleach
rin akumara: blue exorcist
gamzee: homestuck
marshal lee: adventure time
cheryll: archer
dr. rockzo: metalpocalypse
izaya: durarara!!
billy: the walten files
fenris: dragon age
herb cookie: cookie run
charlie: always sunny in philadelphia
the waitress: always sunny in philadelphia
ena: ena
narancia ghirga: jjba
LOVEMAIL
JAKE
my best bud and boy!! one day we’re both gonna be fully transitioned and take on the world with horror based thirst traps lmaoi’m so proud of you for being able to pull through the hard things being thrown at you while struggling with bpd and ptsd,, it’s mad inspiring and impressive as FUCK fr fri know you feel like you don’t do enough for me and i know you want to pay me back, but honestly? you just being around me is all i need,, you’ve got good vibes, and having someone with a similar mindset is refreshing,, it gives me hope for the worldjust be yourself, man, fuck the maski hope i’ll continue to be by your side, even through the most hellish human world shit
ROBERT
i know for a fact that you’re going to think about this for literally days after reading this,, but anywaysi’m so glad i’ve had you as a friend for so long,, i can say for a fact that you’re a true friend i’ve kept for a VERY long time,, long enough to see us both go through whole ass character arcsi know i don’t really get along with some of your friends, and i know you’ve seen me get REAL emotional, but i do want you to know that i appreciate you, even though i did push you away bc of my own self sabotaging behavior that one timei wanna apologize for my shitty behavior in the past, but i’m so glad you stuck with mealso, keep sending me your trumpet audios/vids, they’re a lot of fun to listen to
JYK MOD TEAM
LMAO i know this is a bit dumb, but i do love y’all a loty’all are a lot of fun to interact with, and deadass, y’all deal with so much stupid bullshit from me lmaoi hope we get super popular in the kin community (as shitty and lame as that sounds), and i hope we all get a whole bunch of followers!one day our work will be appreciated (hopefully, i can’t guarantee this bc y’all know how young kinnies are 🙄) and SOMEONE will sugar and tip us for the stupid enrichment we provide our followersi’m so glad to be apart of the team, even as a just for fun thing,, and y’know, it really is a lot of fun bullying kinnies online lmao
MARBLE
my sweet little meow meow,, you couldn’t even read this if you wanted to (not because you’re a cat, but because you’re blind)i love you so much, my little roomba,,, you make me so happy and i’d literally give the world to you if i couldyou make so many people happy and you don’t even know it,, thank you for coming to me at a dark time in my life and learning how to calm me down and literally telling me to take my meds at the right timei hope you live long and stay healthy,, because i’ll make sure to make your life as happy and comfortable as possible (even if it means that i have to give you your medicine,, i know you hate it, but i can tell that even you know that it makes you feel better)
⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️
obsessive thoughts, mentions of kink (honorifics and collars)
💕 MASTER 💕
nnnnnf! i love my master so much! you’re so sweet and you spoil me and the way you pet my hair is so nice! i wanna marry you so bad, i almost don’t wanna wait!!! your hair is so fluffy and i wanna kiss you all over all the time and your smile is so contagious and eeEEEEEE!!!!! i wanna wear your collar all the time!! i never wanna have to take it off unless i’m showering with you! you’re all mine! mine mine mine and i’ll kill anyone who tries to take your heart! i love being jealous over you! it’s my everything! it reminds me how much you rule all my thoughts and i love you so much!!!! i love when you call me your little incubus/birdie/pet!! please pet my hair and praise me!!! i love the way you blush when i say i wanna marry you!!!!! you’re my everything and i never wanna be away from you!! i always wanna be in your arms!!!!!
THE SYSTEM
all right! here’s the profile for the system i’ve gotta deal with on a daily basis,, a lot of my alters are introjects, and i’d be happy to explain why i think that may be!collective name: cosmo
member count: 12most common fronters:
cube
colynir
publix
somsnosacommon co-front blends:
colynir/somsnosa
colynir/publix
cheche/auga
somsnosa/barry
barry/alexandria
cube/publix
valentine/karasuwe do not usually use our sign offs, even though we have emojis for everyone! i’ll be including some telltale signs of who’s fronting if we’re not on discord (where we use pluralkit)if anyone wants to know about how each alter formed, please ask us personally, but do know that there will be heavily triggering content based on the fact that we are traumagenic
COLYNIR
well,,, i kind of already did my introduction in the beginning, but, hi, i’m colynir, the host and core, and this entire carrd is basically about me so,, i don’t know what else to give you except for maybe my kinlist lmaoKINLISTkin memories, but not me:
senpai: friday night funkin
memoca: wadanohara and the great blue sea
pitaya dragon cookie: cookie run
osana: yandere sim
anzu futaba: idolm@sterborderline irls
naruko: heartless
sawyer: monster camphigh kins:
daycare attendant: five nights at freddy’s: security breach
kouta hasegawa: sanrio boys
crescent: funnypetsmedium kins:
panty: panty and stocking
kedamono: popee the performer
harlan ellison: yes, the author
cha cha: umbrella academy comics
leshy: inscryption
klaus hargreeves: umbrella academy comics
yuu mizuno: sanrio boys
toki: metalocalypsecomfort/trauma kins:
subaru amagaya: sanrio boys
cakey: ghost n pals oc
chihiro: danganronpa
prince bubblegum: adventure time
cherry: lloromannic
rapunzel: tangledrelate to only a little:
theobald leonhart: lieat
shirenou: devilman
doug: wize wize beasts
will/lila: who’s lila?jokes
stickbug meme
snom
sukaponembarrassing to admit
astolfo: fate series
derpy: my little ponykinassigned:
doppio: jjba
narancia: jjba
haru: beastars
king: the owl house
edward wong: cowboy beebop
jinx: league of legends
butters: south park
FACECLAIM
CERTIFIED DUMBASS (CUBE)
cube comes and goes with fronting,, he’ll either disappear completely or hog the front and make everything go horribly wronghe’s pretty stupid, but good-spirited and will do anything to cheer someone up or even calm them downhe holds a lot of the positive memories and often shapeshifts into characters that make colyn feel comfortablethe system jokes about him being the tech guy even though he knows just a bit more about technology than the average old personpronouns: he/bit/pixel
sexuality: omnisexual with a strong male leaning
role: positive memory holder
positive triggers: weed/delta, his friends, promise of a good time
negative triggers: people being upset, fights not involving him
signs of fronting: can’t stop moving, will gladly offer you his delta pen, needs stimulation at all times, if he’s happy he’ll go “STIMULATION”
FACECLAIM
KINLISTyellow m&m
light blue yoshi
cinnamon
lonely wizard
usagimodoki cube
pompompurin
fresno nightcrawler
that one snail plushie
/e/-tan
greengirl
jade
SOMSNOSA
somsnosa is an introject from the game hylics! she has memories from the game and is desperately looking for source mates to connect with (kinnies, irls, whatever)she doesn’t really care about how her name is pronounced,, soms, snomsom, literally any messed up version of her name makes her laugh - she loves itthey’re very firey and parental, and they love to make people mad (just a general troll pretty much),, they’re also basically the system clown apart from cubepronouns: she/they
sexuality: aroace
role: protector and trauma holder
positive triggers: among us, juice, seeing their source, mushrooms
negative triggers: the body getting hurt, flashbacks, genuine assholes
signs of fronting: lolol sort of demeanor, fairly fiery, wants people to fight/try them, takes on a parental role
FACECLAIM
KINLISTmidna: legend of zelda: twilight princess
organicgirl: 8eyes
wolfgang amadeus mozart: fate grand order
lolbit: fnaf
blue: among us
juice galaxy: the player
PUBLIX/BRIAN
publix’s name is kind of a joke within the system, but his real name is brianhis whole personality is work and cleanliness, except for the fact that the cleanliness doesn’t translate into living at home,, at home, he’s just your average weeb with trash everywhere, hunched over on his computer and playing anime gamesyeah, he’s a weeb (i mean, the only women he’s attracted to are anime monster girls), but at least he can be fun to joke around withpronouns: he/him
sexuality: bisexual with a strong preference to men
role: worker(?) and trauma holder
positive triggers: work, monster girls, mememe, 505 by arctic monkeys
negative triggers: pain and car rides
signs of fronting: chill, tends to zone out a lot (especially when working), complains about the lack of autocaps on our phone, can’t really feel if he’s being touched or bumped into, finds it difficult to make proper facial expressions
FACECLAIM
KINLISTrakan: lol
mememe guy
monster musume protag
braveman: miss general black
cú chulainn: fgo
VALENTINE
valentine is a horribly excited jubjub harpy girlshe lives under the delusion that she is still in wonderland (her home) and she never really does any good outside, unless it’s in naturefor the male audience, be careful with being overly nice to her, she suffers from delusions that when anyone she deems cute, attractive, or flirtatious talks to her, they’re in love with her,, and she will actively pursue in the worst ways possiblepronouns: she/her
sexuality: straight
role: sexual alter / symptom holder (?)
positive triggers: talk of wonderland, her darling, trips to the zoo, collars, that one rap song that the rock made??????
negative triggers: animals getting hurt, jealousy, people hurting her darling
signs of fronting: horribly excitable, will only refer to her partner with honorifics, uses bird-like emotes, actually eats some semblance of healthy food, high pitched voice, VERY clingy and loving
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KARASU
karasu is probably the newest alter in the system, but she’s already gotten used to it (despite the fact that the body is way too small for her)be gentle when karasu is fronting because she’s very fragile and literally anything slightly mean spirited will hurt her feelings and cause her to retreatin the headspace, she talks in wingdings, so you can imagine how fucking confusing that waspronouns: she/her
sexuality: straight
role: symptom holder
positive triggers: spit and her master
negative triggers: seizures
signs of fronting: nonverbal, VERY clingy towards her partner, needs to hold onto something (usually her partner), reserved, tends to stay away from people
FACECLAIM
(she keeps getting irls please help)
CHECHE
cheche is an introject from a manga called little devilshe’s a little who is very cheerful and likes to be a bit of a prankster,,, since he’s a shapeshifter, he likes to make us think that there’s someone new in the headspace, but you can always tell that it’s cheche because he can’t seem to hide his tailgenerally very excitable, if you get him talking about nostalgic cartoons, he’ll get very excited! also, he loves crab (the food and the animal)pronouns: he/him
sexuality: no
role: little
positive triggers: stuffed animals, toys, candy, stickers, and circuses/fairs
negative triggers: loud sounds, yelling, being scared
signs of fronting: HORRIBLY excitable, nonverbal, tends to only communicate in emojis unless he can’t find the proper one to convey what he’s saying, needs something in his mouth to stim on
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AUGA
auga is an introject from a manga called little devilshe was the original little, but when cheche (his brother) formed, he ended up taking on more of a caretaker rolehe’s the only one who properly takes care of the body, so if we ever actually look maintained, you have him to thankproblem is, he doesn’t front that often 🙃pronouns: he/him
sexuality: no
role: middle, caretaker
positive triggers: strange plants, pretty flowers, odd looking bugs,, basically new things he’s never seen in nature
negative triggers: cheche getting in trouble, yelling, any sort of fights
signs of fronting: air headed, distracted very easily, will drop everything to research a flower or watch a bug, collects flower petals in our wallet, generally VERY curious
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BARRY
barry is an introject of barry from sparklecare hospitalhe has no source memories or the like, but is very similar to his source despite him denying ithe tends to be a bit cynical and critical, and once his ego is boosted, you won’t be able to get him to come down from it for a whilepronouns: he/him
sexuality: bisexual, male leaning
role: internal self helper / protector
positive triggers: intellectual talks and science related things (especially psychology and physics)
negative triggers: germs, bugs, being outside, uncomfortable heat, bad smells, and hospitals
signs of fronting: more frequent hallucinations, smart speak, picking of others skin and obsessive cleaning, tends to stand/sit the straightest, touch aversion
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PERCY
percy is an introject of yarichin bitch club, but none of us support the source, including himhe’s pretty sad a lot of the time due to a recent event, but he can be a lot of fun if he opens up to youhe’s very fixated on sex and the study of it, and if you have any questions about sexual health, he’ll gladly answer for youpronouns: he/him
sexuality: gay male
role: sexual protector
positive triggers: a certain person irl, sex
negative triggers: his source, raised voices, bad sounds, being ignored, mentions of rape
signs of fronting: tends to refer to self as “mm” or “nn” (in text and in person), withdrawn unless you know him, accidentally very loud, insecure posture
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ARCHANGEL/GABRIEL
literally the fucking worsthy’s a splitroject of the archangel from antumbra and gabriel from the mandela catalogueif you’re there when hy’s fronting, i’m so fucking sorry, because no one deserves thathy is VERY mean, harsh, and can/will try to physically hurt you,, we try to keep hym at bay, but hy manages to front sometimespronouns: hy/him
sexuality: ???
role: persecutor
positive triggers: none, really
negative triggers: religious mentions,,,,, but usually hy just fronts at random, we haven’t really been able to find specific triggers for hym
signs of fronting: violent, animalistic, manipulative, and VERY mean,, hy will target your deepest insecurities and say things to make you hate yourself
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ALEXANDRIA
alexandria is a strange one, because she never really fronts,,, we see her a lot in dreams, though, and because we lucid dream so often, we talk to her thereshe seems to be the one who facilitated the creation of each alter, since she has dolls based on each of themshe locks most of our memories away and only lets certain alters access the ones they can handleanyways, she’s a witchpronouns: she/her
sexuality: ???
role: gatekeeper?
positive triggers: ???
negative triggers: ???
signs of fronting: elegant, quiet, very observant
FACECLAIM
(the closest i can get)
new alter! wip
new alter! wip